Giles: Stop, both of you. Uh, what, uh . . . What are you talking about? W-what's the Initiative? What. . . what on earth does it have to do with Buffy's new boyfriend?

Willow: You know. I'm sure you know. Riley's one of the commandos.
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ANYA: How can I help?

WILLOW: Uh, distract him from Buffy. Uh, piss him off.

ANYA: I don't know how.

WILLOW: Anya, I have faith in you. There is no one you cannot piss off.

~~BtVS 5x11 “Triangle”~~

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WILLOW: I missed you, Oz. I wrote you so many letters... but I didn't have any place to send them, you know? I couldn't live like that.

OZ: It was stupid to think that you'd just be... waiting.
WILLOW: I was waiting. I feel like some part of me will always be waiting for you. Like if I'm old and blue-haired, and I turn the corner in Istanbul and ( Read more... )

SPIKE: Nasty sort of fellow. Lucky for you blighters I was here, eh?

GILES: Yes, thank you. Although your heroism has been slightly muted by the fact that you were helping Adam to start a war that would kill us all.

XANDER: You probably just saved us so we wouldn't stake you right here.
SPIKE: Did it work? Well, then everything's all right. And ( Read more... )

Ken: Well, don't you look nice?

Lily: I guess.

Ken: Well, you don't want to wear your own outfit to the cleansing. It'll get soaked.

Lily: A cleansing is like a baptism? Right?

Ken: Not quite the same.

Lily: Will I see Rickie after?

Ken: Oh, of course. He's waiting for you. He's very excited.

~~Buffy Episode #35: "Anne"~~

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BUFFY: My sister's about to go to the same high school that tried to kill me for three years. I can't change districts, I can't afford private school, and I can't begin to prepare for what could possibly come out of there. So, peachy with a side of keen, that would be me.

~~BtVS 7x01 “Lessons”~~

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Willow: You dreamed about Angel again?

Buffy: Third night in a row.

Willow: What did he do in the dream?

Buffy: Stuff.

Willow: Oh! Stuff! Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel his lips and smell his hair?

Buffy: It had surroundsound. I'm just thinking about him so much lately.

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WILLOW: So, we're looking for a beastie.

GILES: That, uh, eats humans whole... except for the skin.

BUFFY: This doesn't make any sense.

XANDER: Yeah. The skin's the best part.

BUFFY: Any demons with high cholesterol?

~~BtVS 2x20 “Go Fish”~~

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Faith: Finally decided to tie me up, huh? I always knew you weren't really a one-Slayer guy.

Angel: I'm sorry about the chains. It's not that I don't trust you... Actually, it *is* that I don't trust you.

Faith: The thing with Xander; I know what it looked like, but we were just playing.

Angel: And he forgot the safety word. Is that it?
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CORDELIA: What does this do?

GILES: Uh, it, uh, extracts vital organs to replenish its own mutating cells.

CORDELIA: Wow! What does this one do?

GILES: Um, it elongates its mouth to, uh, engulf its victim's head with its incisors.

CORDELIA: Ouch. Wait, what does this one do?
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